To say the Consumer Electronics Show is huge is an understatement. There is aisle after aisle (building after building, even) of the latest gadgets and services that will help make life better, or at least more enjoyable. Even with an all-access pass and four days, I still couldn't see everything.
Luckily, UnCut Video created an online hub where you can take a video tour of the convention including commentary from NPR's Mario Armstrong.
Whilst patrolling the gigantic displays of hoopla from the biggest tech companies displays throughout the Las Vegas Convention Center and Sands Expo Center, I noted emerging booth trends -- not the products themselves, but how the products are presented.
Here are some of the more notable trends:
Speed Sells -- While the maxim "sex sells' is almost always true, at CES it is speed that sells. Gadgets and computers must go faster and faster. Many exhibitors roll in race cars to drive the point home. Not to say that sex can't sell (watch last 10 seconds), it's just that speed is the DJ that rocks this party.

Cirque du Everything -- With five shows and counting, Cirque du Soleil is so heavily associated with Vegas, many booths featured a "Cirque du This" or "Cirque du That" to promote their company's products.
I heard the cast from 'LOVE' was performing at the Gibson tent, but a Gibson tent attendant said that would be impossible. Of the remaining CES Cirques, one worth watching is the somewhat sexy Cirque du Superior.
- Vegas Theme Runner-Up: The Heart is a Lonely Elvis
It's a Show About Nothing -- So many booths and so little time drove some exhibitors to attempt to cut through the clutter by going outside of their product's benefits and features and just create a Seinfeldian "show about nothing."
I'm sure sure there are meanings in the booths like convenience, but if it's not easy for the crowd to connect, or you're not throwing out a lot of swag, it might. This beach scene is supposed to give enough light textures to showcase digital photography while the fish with the guy playing solitaire is a post-modern depiction of technology enabling commonalities within our emotional ecosystems. The excavation booth was just a cool display of old technology. In the opening shot of the video, we hope they are dissing 8-track technology and not Barry Manilow.
Even our own mass-market AOL Dome went esoteric and in the process, became an unintentional chill out room. The dome featured all of the cool tech features in a new, free AOL, but the electronic music, dim lights and comfortable furniture put people to sleep, literally.
Jambox Heroes -- Obviously portable music devices are a big part of consumer electronics. While everything is getting iSmall, it was good to see a couple of booths bringing back the jamboxes of ye days of olde, even if only for display purposes. That led me to the idea that Jay-Z or Run DMC should create a classically massive, limited edition iGhettoBlaster for Apple to sell. That would be huge.

Weapons of Mass Harmonization -- plenty of musical instruments laying around with plenty of non-musical people attempting to play them. Here is Fat Tony, who is slightly musical, playing Ion electronic drums.
Groin Busters -- out of all the exercise machines I saw, this bucking one intrigued me the most. It was very "Urban Cowboy" except I hurt my groinal area. As you can see from the video, obviously I didn't use it properly. You're supposed to go against the motion and that works your core.
Game Shows and Parodies -- There weren't any Yankovic-worthy parodies (or if there were, it went over my head) but parodied game shows were everywhere. Deal or No Deal became Mobile or No Mobile for Toshiba and Rhapsody had some sort of Jeopardy! featuring contestants accessorized to resembled Elvis, Britney and Michael Jackson.
Other parodies included product placements like the Blu-Ray Brothers, on "mission from LG."
Now, I have to go work on my African Anteater Dance.





